NFL player Matt Kalil is suing his ex-wife, model and influencer Haley Kalil, after she told the world that he has an unfathomably massive penis.
Long story short – Matt and Haley Kalil divorced in 2022 after seven years of marriage. Last year, Haley went on a Twitch stream & said Matt’s penis was the reason for the split, as it was the size of “two Coca-Cola cans stacked on top of each other — maybe a third” (that’s 14.5 inches!) and that it would leave her in tears.
You would think that Matt might be happy to have the world know that he’s packing serious heat, but instead, he’s taking her to court.
As per TMZ: The 36-year-old is suing for invasion of privacy, as it disclosed “highly intimate and private facts regarding Plaintiff’s physical person and sexual life” … as well as unjust enrichment, saying Haley “received substantial financial benefit, increased viewership, increased engagement, and monetization through various social media platforms and media coverage.”
He’s now requesting a jury trial and damages “on all causes asserted in the complaint,” with the amount exceeding $75,000.
Matt Kalil also alleges that his new wife & family have been left with an avalanche of messages that are becoming “increasingly frequent, disturbing, and alarming in nature”, so I guess that explains why he’s getting litigious.
Still, this has to be due to pressure coming from his new wife, right? No reasonable man would be genuinely upset about his ex-wife pointing out that he has a humongous c0ck.
Will be interesting to see how it plays out in court, either way. I guess Haley Kalil could say that she was merely stating the truth, which I think is a valid legal argument.
Is Matt Kalil going to be required to show his c0ck in court? Or at least in photo form? I’m pretty sure this may be the first legal case of its kind. We’ll keep you posted.
Oppositely, meet the man with the world’s smallest penis HERE.
